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Father Time
STILWELL QUIPS BURMA - Crossing a river in the C.B.I. Theater several weeks ago, Lt. Gen. Joseph W. Stilwell squatted on the bottom of a fragile boat constructed by Chinese Engineers by stretching canvas over a frame of green limbs. When the boat put into shore, a Chinese soldier remarked, "Look at that old man. He must be over 60." The boatman shook his head and replied, "What do you think of that?" Stilwell translated the conversation for his companions. He smiled wryly. "You've got to take a lot of insults when you get to be may age." |
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"Cpl. Behr - This is to inform you that I do not wish to have you send any more of your letters or photographs to my wife, the former Miss Law. If you do, I shall take official steps to stop it. - Sgt. J. Christy, Station Complement, Fort Hamilton, N.Y." |
"G.F.U. Keep your oil to yourself! - and the damned ivory elephant you promised my wife. Wife love, Sgt. Christy." |
You'll recall that Gale Robbins graced page one of the Dec. 3 Roundup. We received no complaints at the time, so here's an encore for those who missed the issue. |
What was good enough for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences was good enough for this fishwrapper on Dec. 16. This distinguished group decided that this picture of sultry Ramsey Ames was the classiest submitted in its cheesecake contest. |
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ALL COMPLAINTS TO BE VIEWED CAUSTICALLY BY FISHWRAPPER |
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