Enough Is Great Plenty, Even If It's the Chaplain! 1337 BU, Assam - Chaplain Harold C. Diggs of this base has been spending a good many nights away from home. The chaplain, billeted with a pilot whose duty is the disposal of unexploded bombs, came home one nightto find two objects under his bed that unmistakably were bombs. The fact that the bombs had been emptied of their contentswas not something to be nonchalantly assumed, so the chaplain didn't sleep in his bed that night. A few nights later the chaplain's bed ominously displayed a small box, plainly marked "TNT," which didn'tinduce careless probing, so the chaplain slept elsewhere again that night. Time staggered on and the pilot laid hold of a discarded oxygen cylinder and covered it with the chaplain'sblankets. Clearly the time for retaliation had come! A short-sheet job didn't impress the pilot much. Sleeping onblankets liberally sprinkled with sawdust had seemingly gone unnoticed. So one night when the pilot retired early, after quaffing a few beers, the chaplain set the stage. Acollection of Chinese firecrackers was covered with a bucket near the pilot's charpoy and ignited. The resulting explosioncatapulted the pilot from the arms of Morpheus with cries of "Man the slit trenches. They're pouring them in again!" Now the chaplain spends his nights at home! |
Left to right: Lt. Col. Gregory F. Keenan, Lt. Col. Walter R. Mungoran and Generalissimo Chiang Kai-shek. |
Military transport schedules over India for cargo, personnel and mail . . . maximum tonnage of essential war materials over the Hump . . . movement of troops and supplies in support of tactical operations in China . . . evacuation of the sick and wounded - these are the missions of ICD-ATC. |